Saturday, July 27, 2013

I'm gonna file this away for when I need it

At the Smithsonian, Dad is in the middle of explaining something to Daisy about the Revolutionary War:

Dad: They [the British] were the most powerful country in the world back then, like we are now.
Daisy: We're the most powerful country in the world?
Dad: Yes.
Daisy: [To herself] Good to know.

7/26/13

Friday, July 26, 2013

What's he famous for?

Iris: Can you name the living presidents?
Daisy: Kennedy?
Buster: Kennedy!?! He's known for being dead!

7/25/13

Oldest trick in the book

Wednesday

Daisy: I can't believe you don't like Nutella. Well, I can believe it, because you don't like anything I like.
Dad: I don't like anything you like? Nothing? There must be something we both like.
Daisy: Daddy, when someone says everything, they don't literally mean everything.
Dad: They don't?
Daisy: No. "Oldest trick in the book"? There's no book!

Thursday

Daisy: See? You don't like anything I like.
Dad: I don't like anything you like?
Daisy: It's an expression, dingdong!

7/24-25/13