Dad has farted
Mom: Ooh, Daddy, that was stinky.
Dad: Well, I just ate a burrito. [To Daisy] When you don't fart, nobody ever says "Hey, thanks for not farting." Am I right or am I right?
Mom: Maybe they're thinking it.
Dad: They ought to say it.
Daisy: I'm thinking it.
Dad: Well, you need to think it louder.
Daisy: I'm not thinking it about you, Daddy.
3/14/13
