Birthday

hats.

Stand-up guy

Hey, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, I stand up to pee just like you do!
That's right
Do you stand up to pee?
Yeah, I do.
Does Mommy stand up?
No, she sits down.
Oh. Is she a girl?
Yup.
[Long pause. Long.]
Oh.

Toy store

Uncles Peter and Jeb came to visit from New York, and they wanted to go straight to the giant toy store to get Buster something. This of course led to Buster considering the possibilities.


Oh, the possibilities.


Peter had an idea.


No. No motorcycles yet. Buster decided on a fire engine with flashing lights, a siren, a ladder that can be rotated electrically, a little jingle that's already embedded in Mom and Dad's brain, and even an interior light in the cab that comes on when you open the door so the firefighter can slide into the driver's seat. It's really fun to play with, Peter and Jeb assured Buster.


Really, just wait your turn and you'll see.