Iris: Can you name the living presidents?
Daisy: Kennedy?
Buster: Kennedy!?! He's known for being dead!
7/25/13
Friday, July 26, 2013
Oldest trick in the book
Wednesday
Daisy: I can't believe you don't like Nutella. Well, I can believe it, because you don't like anything I like.
Dad: I don't like anything you like? Nothing? There must be something we both like.
Daisy: Daddy, when someone says everything, they don't literally mean everything.
Dad: They don't?
Daisy: No. "Oldest trick in the book"? There's no book!
Thursday
Daisy: See? You don't like anything I like.
Dad: I don't like anything you like?
Daisy: It's an expression, dingdong!
7/24-25/13
Daisy: I can't believe you don't like Nutella. Well, I can believe it, because you don't like anything I like.
Dad: I don't like anything you like? Nothing? There must be something we both like.
Daisy: Daddy, when someone says everything, they don't literally mean everything.
Dad: They don't?
Daisy: No. "Oldest trick in the book"? There's no book!
Thursday
Daisy: See? You don't like anything I like.
Dad: I don't like anything you like?
Daisy: It's an expression, dingdong!
7/24-25/13
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Tough room
On the All-Star Game telecast, Fox shows a clip of Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips making this ridiculous double-play. Announcer Tim McCarver, says "Tell me you've seen a better double-play. Ever!"
Buster: Well ... I did make a better one in practice.
Dad: [Laughs]
Buster: No, seriously.
7/16/13
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Thank you for not farting
Dad has farted
Mom: Ooh, Daddy, that was stinky.
Dad: Well, I just ate a burrito. [To Daisy] When you don't fart, nobody ever says "Hey, thanks for not farting." Am I right or am I right?
Mom: Maybe they're thinking it.
Dad: They ought to say it.
Daisy: I'm thinking it.
Dad: Well, you need to think it louder.
Daisy: I'm not thinking it about you, Daddy.
3/14/13
Mom: Ooh, Daddy, that was stinky.
Dad: Well, I just ate a burrito. [To Daisy] When you don't fart, nobody ever says "Hey, thanks for not farting." Am I right or am I right?
Mom: Maybe they're thinking it.
Dad: They ought to say it.
Daisy: I'm thinking it.
Dad: Well, you need to think it louder.
Daisy: I'm not thinking it about you, Daddy.
3/14/13
Saturday, March 09, 2013
Christmas in July ... and March
Daisy: I wish there was Christmas every month.
Buster: No you don't.
Daisy: Why not?
Buster: Haven't you ever seen any movies?
Daisy: Why not?
Buster: Haven't you ever seen any movies?
3/9/13
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Dad takes a nap in Daisy's bed
I took a nap in your bed today. Is that OK?
Did you pee?
Did I pee? No, I didn't pee. Why, is the bed wet?
No.
I'm not a bed-wetter.
You used to be.
Well, everybody used to be. I don't think I've wet the bed since I was 3 or 4 years old. So that was, like, 1966.
That was 3,000 years ago!
1/22/13
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Linguistics party
Mom's new job in the linguistics department at Cal means we get invited to parties where many languages are spoken. But in this case, the main event for the kids was a hammock.
Dad and Daisy speak only one language. The language of goofy poses.
Aaaand that's more like it. Class.
5/5/12
Smooth around the keystone
Joe Cool, blowing a bubble mid-play. As the youngest player on the team, Buster spent most of his time playing the outfield this season, but in a happy coincidence, he got to play the whole game at second base the day Grandma and Grandpa were in town to watch him -- and he played a terrific game. He made several smart, savvy plays in the field and got several hits at-bat.
Ever since he took his first steps in front of a crowd at his first birthday party, the kid's had a nose for the big moment.
4/22/12
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Best pals at the ballgame
Daisy and Maya at Pony League Day at AT&T Park. Maya is not on Daisy's T-ball team, the A's. She just borrowed a shirt so she could walk in the pregame parade.
4/15/12
4/15/12
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