Hammer

Is this sharp?
No.
Can I touch it?
Yeah, you can touch it, but you can't hammer with it.
Why?
Because I don't want you to hammer anything right here and break something.
Yeah, we don't hammer on the floor or the table or a face.

Rookie

card. Now that the weather's warming up, we're learning to swing the old lumber. Er, foam. Note the winter gloves, used as batting gloves, have baseball players on them.

(mid-March)

Outfit

Pebbles

Arch

Madness. At the Missouri Valley Conference basketball tournament. (3/4)

Outfit

Oui oui, Fifi.

First

warm day. Home from school with pink eye, so it's off to the zoo. (3/1)

Cap

Superman

Outfit

Daisy (late Feb.)