Dad takes a nap in Daisy's bed

I took a nap in your bed today. Is that OK? 
Did you pee?
Did I pee? No, I didn't pee. Why, is the bed wet? 
No.
I'm not a bed-wetter. 
You used to be.
Well, everybody used to be. I don't think I've wet the bed since I was 3 or 4 years old. So that was, like, 1966. 
That was 3,000 years ago!

1/22/13