Raisins

Dogs

T_____'s having a birthday party on Saturday. Do you want to go to that?
Well, do they have a dog there? Because if there's a dog there I want to go because that's my favorite thing to do is playing with dogs.
Buster. When there's a dog you always just hide behind me. Like the other night at Bruce and Barbara's when Kobe was there.
Well, I don't like being around Kobe that much because he's kind of distractive.
He's kind of destructive?
No, distractive.
What does distractive mean?
Well, it means when someone doesn't like you very much because they've never met you.
Oh. That's kind of a good word. But I think Kobe liked you a lot. Anyway there's not going to be a dog there because it's at Chuck E. Cheese. Do you remember going to Chuck E. Cheese?
Yeah. Well, I think I'm not gonna go there.
Why not?
Because they don't have dogs there. You know what my favorite thing to do is?
What?
Play with dogs.
Buster, you're killing me. You're a very funny guy.
Yeah, I'm kind of the silliest guy. I'm not distractive because when I first came out of Mommy's belly I met her, and I liked her.

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