Daisy's thinking

"I don't care if I stand to inherit his collection of Esquerita 45s. I'm ditching this clown."

Uncle Jeff

and the horse his giraffe rode in on.

Where was this chick

When the Smokejumpers needed her?*

Just kidding. Cover model Sofia was great.

Kids who self-sticker

On the next Geraldo.

Hip-hop Pinocchio

A play at Children's Fairyland.

The mask

It's actually part of a Buzz Lightyear spaceship toy.