Double shades, yo

Daisy: Daddy, take my picture and put it on your blog and write, "Double shades, yo."

We have achieved the Heisenberg effect.

8/8/14

How Buster learned about Lawn Darts

In a public restroom, Buster points to the automatic faucet, which turns the water on when it senses hands.

Buster: You know, this is the worst invention of all time.
Dad: Really? You think that's the worst invention ever?
Buster: Yes.
Dad: Oh, I can think of worse things.
Buster: I doubt it.

4/5/14