Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Abe Lincoln's hat

Daisy: Dad. Who's your favorite president?
Dad: Abraham Lincoln. Who's yours? 
Daisy: Abe Lincoln. 
Dad: All right! 
Daisy: My life's dream is to wear his hat. 
Dad: I think I have a picture of you wearing his hat. 
Buster: Oh yeah! In the gift shop at Ford's Theater. 
Daisy: But that's not his real hat. 
Dad: Oh, you want to wear his actual hat? Like, we saw it in the Smithsonian? 
Daisy: Yeah. 
Dad: I think you need a new life's dream because I don't think they're gonna let you wear that one. 
Daisy: What if I got 90,000 dollars and bought it? 
Dad: I don't think the Smithsonian's in the business of selling stuff, and if they were I don't think that'd be enough.
Daisy: What if I got 5 billion dollars? 
Dad: I still don't think so, but if you got 5 billion dollars, that's what you'd spend it on? Buying Abe Lincoln's hat?
Daisy: Yes. 
Dad: I don't think that's a wise use of your fortune. 
Buster: Daisy, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my whole life. 
Daisy: I just really want that hat, Buster.


2/24/14
Photo 7/27/13

Sunday, March 02, 2014

Happy Heaven or: Trouble with cursive

Buster: Can we get donuts?
Daisy: Ooh, can we go to Happy Heaven?
Dad: What's Happy Heaven?
Daisy: That place near your gym.
Mom: You mean Krispy Kreme?
Daisy: No, Happy Heaven.
Buster: Daisy, do you mean that place that's next to In-n-Out?
Daisy: Yeah!
Buster: That's Krispy Kreme.
Daisy: The sign says Happy Heaven.
Buster: Daisy, I guarantee: That place is called Krispy Kreme.
Daisy: Well, they should put it on the sign.

2/??/14