As it happens

I do enjoy toast and jam, why do you ask?

I'm a baby

Are you going to be a good boy today?
Yeah.
Me too.
Huh?
I'm going to be a good boy too.
A big boy.
Yes, I'm a big boy. I'm a man.
You're not a man.
I'm not a man? What am I?
Daddy.
Oh, yeah, I'm Daddy, but I'm a man, aren't I?
Mmm.
Aren't I? Or am I a mouse?
Mmm.
Is Daddy a man or a mouse?
A man.
Is Daddy a man or a monkey?
A man.
Is Daddy a man or a table?
A man.
And what are you, a man, a boy or a baby?
I'm a baby.
You are?
Yeah. And babies eat breakfast bars.
I thought babies ate milk.
Yeah! They do eat milk.
Do you have a bottle?
No, I don't have a bottle at home. A.J. has a bottle.
He probably does but I think he uses sippy cups.
I have a firetruck. See?

Evansville

As the London of the Tri-State, it means many things to many people. To Buster, it means:

I make pancakes with Granddad Jim!

And I eat them

Cowboy

He's a cowboy.
Yeah, he is.
He has an old face.

(A little later)
He has a dirty face.
A dirty face? I thought you said he has an old face.
No. He has a dirty face. He got mud on it.
How do you think he got mud on his face?
Because he got dirt on it.