Daisy: You know what I think humans should do? Make me emperor.
Buster: Oh no.
Daisy: Why not?
Buster: You’d make everything pink, you’d ban football, you’d …
Daisy: No I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t want everyone to hate me, and everyone would. Well, not the smart people.
Dad: OK, what’s your platform? What would you do if you were emperor?
Daisy: If I were in Peru?
Buster: EMPEROR! Context clues, please!
Daisy: Oh, emperor. Um, I don’t know. I’d be nice to all the people. I’d, um …
King: Why do you want to be emperor if you don’t know what you’d do if you were emperor?
Buster: This is why she shouldn’t be emperor.
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