Dad: I'm going to watch this Civil War documentary.
Buster: Oh my God, how can you watch that? It's so boring.
Dad: [Haughtily] It's fascinating to me. I'm interested in my country's history.
Buster: It's not even a little bit interesting. It's so boring. I can't even watch it.
Dad: [Tenderly] That's because you're a moron.
10/6/13
Note to potential nannies and Child Protective Services: This may look harsh in text but in real life it was understood by all parties as a joke.
