Dad: Aw, and I was planning on asking her if she wanted to marry me.
Noooo!
I'm just kidding. That's all right. [Friend] is 5 years old. She doesn't need to worry about kissing and marrying.
I know.
What do you think of kissing and marrying?
Yum!
You like kissing, don't you. Who are you going to marry?
Bunny!
Is Bunny a boy or a girl?
Girl.
OK.
[Friend] thinks girls can't get married to girls and boys can't get married to boys, but they can.
That's right.
Girls can marry girls, and women can marry women, and boys can marry boys, and men can marry men, and men can marry women, and women can marry men.
Indoctrination session complete. Next up: Single-payer universal health care! Mwooohahahaaaa!
A kiss from the future daughter-in-law.
4/8/10
